Catz: The Musical.

Starring: Me.

Hence my timidity in recent days, I am now fully flexible and have decided to announce my project to the world. I'm currently attempting to gain access to London's "West-End" or Broadway to attempt to establish some connections for my new muzical. Catz.

Recently, I have began to interpret and analyse the behaviour of Cats. I sit and watch them from my window and I think they are creatures that need to be discussed and analysed, not just scientifically, but also artistically.


We are very "aristocatic" philosophical creatures, to what i think, play for our audiences and adore attention. Me personally, I am a bit of a "doll" and i do belong on the stage. I decided first I will conquer England as I have already succeeded in Scotland as I am born here. I am not interested in Europe as I am an elitist, France has had its day and most of Europe is full of chlamydia.


So, I hear you all ask, what is "Catz" about? Well, to answer your question, it is artistic. It is theatre. A form of art which has been around since the beginning of time, I think them Greeks or whatever they are started it. I'm not too fond of them anyway, they have too many "siestas".


Catz is basically a biography of Cat life. Catz on the street, who live in bins, building sites and so forth who try to survive. I of course do not have these issues, as I have a home, but I will exploit the Cat creatures on the street to gain infamousy. 


I do not want to give anything more away my avid friends, the project needs more work. I'm currently devouring, and indeed deflowering, the script for my main character. Me. However, I am not some street rat or possum, I am an educated, house cat who has everything in his life, so I need to lower my abilities to act like them cat fiends.


More will be enclosed in my next post.